Okay, but how’s the WiFi speed in there? Do I get free miniature bars of soap and sachets of shampoo? Okay so because we’re spending all our money on brown people, we’re probably going to have to scrap all that “space exploration” and “colonizing Mars”…
The following is a reader’s comment on yesterday’s piece about the likelihood of finding alien life in the galaxy. I’m a proponent of the rare earth hypothesis myself. I would be surprised if there were more than 10 carbon copies of Earth in the Milky…
As any man will tell you, women are not down to do anything fun, ever. Anyone who has ever been unfortunate enough to have a relationship with a modern female knows that 90% of your time is going to be spent being bored out of…
This is happening sooner than predicted . The Garmillas Empire is out to get us. We have to get the Japanese to start building the Yamato right now and hope that we’ll get the wave motion technology by the time the space battleship is ready.…
It’s funny that this is a real thing, photographed by real Yale scientists , but you have to read about it in a tabloid like it’s a rumor. I sure do hope the reptoids are finally here to fight the Jews. The Sun : A…
That headline is a lie, no matter how true it may seem. But how else was I going to get you, dear reader, to click on a story this stupid? USA Today : Men have floated out the hatch on all 420 spacewalks conducted over…
One of the biggest problems facing NASA and Elon Musk and others regarding space colonization is how to provide for the needs of the trans community in space. New discoveries of water on Mars mean that we may be able to equip dilation stations ,…
We can build again, when our own world is destroyed by global warming and the oil companies or whatever. C|NET : For the first time, astronomers looking beyond our solar system have spotted water vapor in the atmosphere of a planet where temperatures might also…
It’s sad and shocking. The saddest and most shocking part is that this is going to lead people to continue to think that Indians are as dumb as niggers, when actually they’re nearly as smart as Mexicans. CBS News : In a crushing disappointment, India’s…
I too had expected that the first crime in space would be a space-nigger raping some empowered white space-bitch. But in fact, it was the empowered white space-bitch that raped her earthbound dyke “wife”! These hoes ain’t loyal. Fox News : A NASA astronaut has…
HA! You thought you were going to visit distant worlds, explore the secrets of the universe and colonize the galaxy? Well, sucks to be you. No men allowed! As for me… I’m switching my name to Pomidora and getting some eyeliner or something so I…
Scientists have failed to prove that blackholes actually exist, but they used a computer program to render an image of one that they think might be possibly real. So now they’re ready to start telling you that you can actually travel through these blackholes, like…
The Jews recently hatched a plot to send a rocket to the Moon. It all began when Donald Trump gifted them the Moon over Twitter last week when he tweeted: “I am signing over the Moon to the great people of Israel. Absolutely Terrific! Tired…
I am shocked – to the brink – by the fact that the chinks could somehow do this without any fat sheboons there to do dey calculahzions’n shieet… All Chinks, almost all men. One of the females appears to be in labor. Though remember: they…
There is plenty of water. For those of you asking – yes it is water ice. Mars Express first detected water on #Mars in 2004, see our release at the time https://t.co/oAY2Qj0U5N . More recently, the spacecraft detected liquid water under the planet’s south pole,…
Looks like a perfect spot for a SPACE FORCE base, doesn’t it? Scientists have confirmed that we’ve got a plump, juicy planet ready for the picking just 6 light-years away. In other words, while we’re out here wasting our time dealing with these Jews and…
Behold! The SPACE FORCE! Oh, ye of little faith. You thought the SPACE FORCE was only a pipe dream, a product of Donald Trump’s feverish imagination, something he thought up while watching the gorilla channel or whatever. Well, you were wrong. Our future GOD EMPEROR…
So uhhhhh. Yeah, I thought this was fake news. It was in a bunch of tabloids. But no, there’s a science site that is citing all of these legit sources. I guess the majority of the media just isn’t interested – but it seems that…
Honestly, every space discovery just makes me angry. Because we are not spending money on making my space dreams come true. We are spending money on transsexual transformations and welfare for Somalian animals. We are spending money on insane, nonsensical provocations of Russia – the…
Last summer was the Summer of Hate. The Black Sun signaled this, 50 years after the Jewish “Summer of Love.” This summer I labeled the “Summer of Blood.” Before I even knew that the Blood Moon would pass across the earth. On my birthday, no…
