1st APPEARANCE of ludicrously oversized ear bandage, apparently not needed prior to tonight. 👂🤣 pic.twitter.com/Fkc83h3jBN — Mark Hamill (@MarkHamill) July 16, 2024 Skywalker is probably going to get thrown under the bus for this one. The new policy of the Jews is that you’re not…
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Creator of Universally Hated “Star Wars” Show About Lesbian Space Witches Lashes Out Against Viewers
I’d be interested in her thoughts on Donald Trump. I’m sure I agree with all of the various criticisms of Disney. I’m sure they’re woke lesbians who make terrible shows and people are right to hate them over it. Where did it all go wrong…
Luke Skywalker Tells People in the Ukraine “May the Force Be With You” in Air Raid Alert
Oh. This retarded shit got even gayer? Didn’t see that one coming! New York Post : “Attention. Air raid alert,” the voice says with a Jedi knight’s gravitas. “Proceed to the nearest shelter.” It’s a surreal moment in an already surreal war : the grave…
How Long is This Bitch’s Neck??
This is Emily Ratajkowski, an ugly Jew fashion model: What is going on with the length of this bitch’s neck? It’s an outrage that the Jews are telling us this long-neck is a beauty queen. You know what it reminds me of? Yes. That. It’s…
Luke Skywalker Tells Galaxy to Give More X-Wings to the Ukraine
Just when you thought your life couldn’t get any worse, you find Luke Skywalker shilling for Anal Ukraine Values. I just can’t even hardly take it any more. RT : Star Wars actor Mark Hamill has urged the world to help Ukraine acquire a bigger…
Black Star Wars or as I Like to Call It “More Nigger-Worship Garbage I Hate”
Oh, now he’s using nigger in headlines, abusing Kathleen Kennedy, eating French cheese, and we gave him the Atlantic cover? You’re gosh-darn right bitch, and it’s too late, I’ve got 3 million uniques on a Rwanda domain and tragedies happen in two states. I invented…
Donald Trump Puts Racist Attacks on Disney’s Obi-Wan Kenobi at the Center of 2024 Campaign
A lot has changed since 2015, when Donald Trump announced his first run for president. As he prepares for his second go at America’s highest office, we see that one thing has remained the same: Trump’s willingness to appeal to the dark heart of America’s…
Disney Launches Anal Clothing Line for Faggot Children
The Walt Disney corporation reserves a right to violate the anuses of your children. Breitbart : As it continues to wage war against Florida’s Parental Rights in Education law, the Walt Disney Co. has launched an LGBTQ-themed apparel and accessories line called the “Disney Pride…
If Disney Calls Copyright on This Fallout: New Vegas Star Wars Mod, I’m Gonna Lose It
I give you… Star Wars Open Worlds . A plan already well underway to create an entire Star Wars RPG inside of Obsidian’s Fallout: New Vegas. LOOK AT IT! JUST LOOK AT IT! DID YOU SEE THOSE AT-ATS?? This could finally bring back the dignity…
Star Wars Introduces Tranny “Non-Binary” Jedi Knight Brothers
So are they actually trans, or are they a species without gender? I'm hopeful but skeptical of Disney — Bobby Stockings BLACKLIVESMATTER (@bobbystockings) March 31, 2021 Bobby Stockings BLACKLIVESMATTER is right – Disney has continually refused to include trans characters in Star Wars, despite the…
Gina Cardano is Fed Up with Not Being Allowed to Make Mildly Right-Wing Comments on Twitter
Gina Cardano was clearly trying to get fired. She tweeted in support of Donald Trump, about election fraud, about trannies, then finally said that white people were being treated like Jews before the Holocaust. Maybe one tweet could have just been steroid-fueled unhingement, but the…
After Mandalorian Firing, Gina Carano Teams Up with *Checks Notes* with Ben Shapiro
Wait, what? Variety : Less than two days after Gina Carano was fired by Lucasfilm over âabhorrentâ social media posts, Ben Shapiro, the conservative political commentator and co-founder of The Daily Wire, has pledged to make a movie with her. âHollywood cancelled Gina Carano for…
Mandalorian Star Gina Carano Fired for Right-Wing Statements
I think we all knew this was coming. This is why I made a point to say how brave it was of her to say this stuff – because there was just zero chance she wasn’t going to be fired. Very few people are willing…
Even the VR Star Wars Guy is Black!
It is official: everyone in every advertisement is black. This is an ad I just saw on reddit: That is an advertisement both for the Oculus Quest 2 VR headset, and for Star Wars: Tales From the Galaxy’s Edge. Released in October, the Quest 2…
Mandalorian Actress Brutalized for Standing with Trump, Against Lockdown
Pretty sexy for a dyke! Free Gina! RT : ‘The Mandalorian’ star Gina Carano has caused a full-blown Twitter meltdown after sharing a meme claiming that the Democratic Party is trying to swindle Americans, causing #FireGinaCarano to trend on the platform. The image, which shows…
RIP Wilford Brimley – All of His Movies Were Good, His Commercials Were Even Better!
Wilford Brimley passed away on Saturday, and I think we should remember this great actor who was only ever in good movies and even better commercials, as far as I’m aware. I’m actually going to go back and watch some of these movies and commercials.…
Dilbert Creator: “I Lost My TV Show for Being White”
I checked for my privilege, but it wasn’t there. In fact, I don’t remember ever having any. RT : Cartoonist Scott Adams has received a barrage of criticisms from ‘woke’ Twitter users angered by his claim that he’s lost three jobs due to being white…
Disney Announces New Plans to Piss on Star Wars’ Corpse
I’m not even that big of a Star Wars fan, and this still makes me sad. One thing that is going to keep running through the apocalypse is the entertainment industry. It’s going to be scaled down, and they’re eventually going to announce that all…
Cops Gone Wild: Brutal Canadian Stormtroopers Attack Female Stormtrooper Cosplayer, Say They Thought Blaster was Real
One of the most troubling parts of this lockdown is the way that the police have gone completely insane. Apparently, they were just waiting to act like this as soon as they could do so without consequences. Imagine what it’s going to be like a…
Star Wars 9 Made Half as Much Money in the US as Star Wars 7
Star Wars 9 AKA “Space Niggers on Space Horses” is the biggest box office disappointment of the millennium. This should be embarrassing for the Jews. Or should it be a point of pride? Jew Star Wars director JJ Abrams and Jew Disney CEO Bob Iger…

















