Game show host Donald Trump was considered a wild choice to take over the Desert Wars franchise. But many fans believe he could deliver the most exciting entry yet. A long time ago, in a Central Asian opium field far, far away, a magical journey…
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Star Wars Fans Upset That Negroid Star Warrior is Planning to “Lay the Pipe” on White Bitch
Everything is an interracial porno now. I don’t know how anyone could take issue with this particular incident without taking issue with the entire society. Daily Mail : John Boyega tangled the Star Wars fans Wednesday over a remark he made about the Finn and…
NYT: If You Don’t Like Star Wars, You May be a Russian Spy!
Russia hacked Star Wars and if you didn’t like the movie, you may just be a Russian bot trying to undermine America’s Human Rights Freedom Democracy™. It had nothing to do with the fact that Disney is a multi-billion dollar company that cannot make a…
Star Wars 9 is the Worst Movie I’ve Ever Seen
I just watched Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, and I can’t really remember anything that happened in it. I’m literally less than an hour out from finishing it. There were people and creatures flying around in planes, there were tedious fight scenes, there were…
Latest Star Wars Opening Weekend the Worst of the Trilogy
It fell behind a 2016 Captain America movie. Yikes. Polygon : Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker’s opening weekend will land south of both The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi, according to domestic box office estimates Disney sent out this morning. The Rise of…
Chinese Refusing to Watch Star Wars – Jews Panic
I would rather watch a Chinese-made crime drama than Star Wars IX. So I understand where the Chinese are coming from. AFP : Jedi mind tricks don’t work on China. More like “Jewish mind tricks don’t work on gooks.” This has been a problem for…
Disneyland’s Wahman CEO Steps Down After Ruining Galaxy’s Edge Star Wars Park
Who would have thought that putting a woman in charge would have created problems? Not me, not you, and not the execs over at Disney, clearly. It takes a special kind of stupid to mess up Star Wars so badly, so they had to send…
Hitler is Back! Early Footage from The Rise of Skywalker Shows Nazi Army and Nazi Protagonist
The teaser-trailer uses lots of footage of the original trilogy as a way to tell people that they should like this because this is still Star Wars, after all . Daily Mail : The first footage for Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker was shared…
The Mandalorian Trailer is Okay, But Surely Star Wars is Already Finished
The trailer for the upcoming Star Wars streaming show The Mandalorian was released on Friday, and it does actually look like Star Wars. This trailer is what I would have expected from people making Star Wars in the 2010s. The show takes place sometime not…
Star Wars: Ewan McGregor to Come Back as Obi-Wan Kenobi in Series for Disney’s Netflix Clone
This zombie “rise from the dead” recycling of past stories and characters that these hand-rubbing media producers engage in is likely to be the result of the combination of their incapacity for creativity and a desire to ruin the childhood memories of people. Their next…
Will the Game of Thrones Jews Use Star Wars to Redpill the Goyim?
The goyim must be made to KNOW. Following the season finale of Game of Thrones, wherein the Jewish writers decided to redpill the goyim on the threat of nigger-loving feminists, I’m pretty stoked for David Benioff and D.B. Weiss’ upcoming take on Star Wars .…
Why Everyone Hates Doctor Who and the New Star Wars Movies
Shockingly and as a surprise to everyone (seriously I’m surprised), the mainstream Jewish press is starting to ask questions why everyone hates their indoctrination and reeducation through universally loved movies and TV entertainment. Daily Express : Doctor Who 11 ends tonight with New Year special…
YES: Boba Fett Star Wars Movie Cancelled!
God is merciful. It was announced, a few months back, that the cruel Jews at Disney were plotting to ravage our childhoods by making a Boba Fett movie . The prospect of having to watch such a monstrosity has hit me pretty hard since then,…
Is Marvel Comics Finally Realizing that “Getting Woke” Means “Going Broke?”
Turns out strong women of color beating up the patriarchy isn’t selling very well with their young White male audience. Who would’ve thought. Marvel Comics are just about the #Wokest “entertainment” company out there. They’ve got trannies, they’ve got homos, they’ve got strong independent wymin…
Jew Disney Preparing to Kike the Goyim with New Jewish Star Wars TV Show
Just when you were screaming “I can’t breath” like some obese nigger cigarette salesman, the Jew decides it’s time to smother you further. Yes, my dear friends – Jew Disney has announced they are striking back at the goyim with a new Star Wars TV…
REAL NEWS: Star Wars Bad Press the Dastardly Deed of Russian Trolls
You saw Star Wars 8 and thought “this is the worst piece of shit I’ve ever seen, and a vicious attack on my childhood.” You thought: “they have destroyed the characters and the entire universe.” You asked: “how could the Death Star – or any…
Disney’s Jew CEO Admits They Kiked the Goyim with Too Many Star Wars Movies
Bob Iger is the evil Jew CEO of Disney who masks his sick kike agenda by exploiting Mickey Mouse and other innocent looking cartoon characters. Do not be fooled by his Jew tricks! One of the most evil companies on the planet today is Disney.…
Disney Getting BTFO: New Star Wars Cartoon Trailer Getting Downvoted to Oblivion
Zzzzzzz… Disney thought they could just buy Star Wars and turn it into a vehicle for their subversive social engineering agenda. Well, they could, and they did. On the other hand, they also thought that they’d be able to make boatloads of money while doing…
The Dawn of the SPACE FORCE
THE TIME HAS COME THE TIME IS HERE THE TIME IS NOW! Wall Street Journal : President Donald Trump’s call this week for a separate U.S. “space force” was the culmination of months of frustration over what he felt was a lack of Pentagon action…
Jew Starbucks in Full Collapse After Becoming a Homeless Shelter – Stocks Drop 10%, Massive Store Closings!
Yeah so it turns out that shoving a social justice agenda down the consumer’s throat – to the point of making them share stores with crackheaded niggers – is not a good business strategy. To be fair, there is no way that the Jews that…



















