Okay so JJ Abrams, the Jew, did less to harm Star Wars than Rian Johnson. It was really 8 that killed the franchise, not 7. Abrams’ movie sucked, for sure, but it was nowhere close to as bad as the last one. This fat gook…
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Shitty New Star Wars’ Ticket Sales Freefalling
What, you ask? The Stormer hasn’t released a review of Solo yet? Shhhhhhhh… Don’t tell Andrew. I think he forgot. We’ve dodged the bullet on this one. Thank God. Solo, Jew Disney’s newest Star Wars monstrosity, was already considered a flop , compared with the…
Bad News: “Solo” Flopped – Good News: Disney Still has Eight (8) New Star Wars Movies Coming
The perfect anti-white force assembled: Two black guys, a Jew and a white woman. “Solo” went so low. But the Hebrews of Disney are not planning on giving the goyim a breather. Gamespot : The newest Star Wars movie, Solo, opened this weekend–but it was…
Another Stupid Star Wars Movie On the Way, Written and Directed By Jews (It’s Boba Fett 😢)
Another beloved childhood memory, desecrated by kikes. We haven’t yet picked the short straw at the Stormer HQ to determine who will have to sit through the Solo movie in order to review it. I pray every night it won’t be me. However, even if…
New Han Solo Movie Will Be the Most Jewish Star Wars Film Yet
The new Han Solo film features the Jewish actor Alden Ehrenreich. In the lead up to its release, Jews have been boasting about the Jewish influence involved in the movie’s production. The Jew-run enterprise of Disney has been determined to make as many shekels off…
Israeli Minister Uses Bizarre Star Wars Metaphor in Declaring Natalie Portman an Anti-Semite
As I said yesterday, Natalie Portman is hands-down the best-liked – or perhaps “least hated” – Jew in the world. And yet, the establishment of the Jew has decided to go to war with her for taking a principled stand against their ongoing slaughter of…
Kike-Run Star Wars Themed Casino Only Sold 7 Million Copies
The kike casino known as Star Wars Battlefront II only shipped 7 million copies. That is three million fewer than they expected and down six million (ANOTHER SHOAH) from the previous installment. The title and the guy in the video says that it was in…
“The Last Jedi” Flops in China Because “It Insults the IQ” and “The Stars Aren’t Very Beautiful”
The question that Jews do not want to answer is: “why are Chinese people allowed to be racists?” Science Fiction : ‘Star Wars’ does not have the power of The Force in China. There is no nostalgia for the property there and despite Disney spending…
Chinese Not Interested in Watching Asian Woman with a Nigger – Star Wars Flops
Chinese ain’t got time for this monkey show. This isn’t really being widely reported. But China is the second biggest film market on earth. And the most heavily promoted movie in history, Star Wars: The Last Jedi, just flopped there. Variety : “Star Wars: The…
Psychological Trauma Mongering: Promo for Next Star Wars Released
Just on the heels of the severely psychologically abusive Star Wars 8 , the sickening, evil Jew bastards of Disney have leaked a promo for the next Star Wars film. The posters, for a Han Solo… solo film… features an apelike Negroid visage. What this…
Jews Invent Alt-Right Conspiracy Theory to Explain Bad Star Wars Reviews
Disney’s latest Star Wars cash grab has a huge gap between the critical reception (92%) and audience reviews (52%) on Rotten Tomatoes . It’s also bombing at the box office relative to previous releases. According to Jews, this is part of an evil alt-right conspiracy.…
Coming Home to Roost: Star Wars 8 is $120 Million Behind Star Wars 7
“Star Wars: The Last Jedi” has had worse hold than any Star Wars film ever. Word of mouth, as well as the “okay whatever” last film, appears to have killed it. Showbiz411 : School is out, but it didn’t help “The Last Jedi.” The new…
Star Wars: The Last Jedi is a Form of Psychological Torture and a Crime Against Humanity
I read a science fiction story once where an evil time traveler went back and abused the hero when he was a child in the final showdown, tainting his entire life. That is what I felt was happening when I watched Star Wars: The Last…
The Jews Have Killed the Star Wars Franchise
Even the most die hard of Star Wars fans are not liking the latest Star Wars movie. A few years back, Jew-run Disney purchased LucasFilm and with it the rights to produce new Star Wars movies. The franchise, once an important part of American pop…
Gay Star Wars Fan-Fiction Now Cannon
What have you queers done to my precious childhood memories? Faggotry is like a dark force which surrounds us at all times. All things are subject to it’s influence, if they relax but for a minute, and become corrupted by its evil. Is it stronger…
Star Wars Silverback Whines That There Aren’t Enough Negroes in Movies
In early 2013, Satan spoke to JJ Abrams in a dream and told him that he hadn’t done enough to crush the happy childhood memories of White gentiles. Eager to please his father, Abrams seized control of the upcoming Star Wars movie, Star Wars: The…
“These are Not the Immigrants You’re Looking for”
lel check that handsign. Ben Kenobi confirmed for white supremacist fighting (((Emperor Palpatine))). Well, we might still be importing thousands upon thousands of ISIS refugees, and we might still be funding “Sanctuary Cities” to help Mexican rapists, murderers and drug dealers remain in the country…
Space Paki: Lack of Brown People on Television Causes Moslems to Join ISIS
Diversity Macht Frei March 4, 2017 This is too early for an April fool so it must be real. Here we have a classic example of Blame whitey. Whitey is to blame for jihad because he doesn’t put enough brown people on TV. Actor and…
Pro-Obesity Activist Carrie Fisher Dies of Heart Failure
Mee’m proud of myo yuna, hagwa tell je tah diet. The great thing about the god of nature is that it punishes those who display enough hubris to defy it with such delicious irony. CNN : Actress Carrie Fisher , whose grit and wit made…
Jewish Star Wars Princess Maybe Braindead
Oh, jeez. She wasn’t breathing for ten minutes they’re saying. That means she’s probably braindead. Bitch shoulda never got that fat. People : Carrie Fisher is in stable condition after suffering a major heart attack on a flight, the Associated Press reports. Fisher, 60, was…

















