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Shitty New Star Wars’ Ticket Sales Freefalling

What, you ask? The Stormer hasn’t released a review of Solo yet? Shhhhhhhh… Don’t tell Andrew. I think he forgot. We’ve dodged the bullet on this one. Thank God. Solo, Jew Disney’s newest Star Wars monstrosity, was already considered a flop , compared with the…

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The Jews Have Killed the Star Wars Franchise

Even the most die hard of Star Wars fans are not liking the latest Star Wars movie. A few years back, Jew-run Disney purchased LucasFilm and with it the rights to produce new Star Wars movies. The franchise, once an important part of American pop…

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Gay Star Wars Fan-Fiction Now Cannon

What have you queers done to my precious childhood memories? Faggotry is like a dark force which surrounds us at all times. All things are subject to it’s influence, if they relax but for a minute, and become corrupted by its evil. Is it stronger…

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“These are Not the Immigrants You’re Looking for”

lel check that handsign. Ben Kenobi confirmed for white supremacist fighting (((Emperor Palpatine))). Well, we might still be importing thousands upon thousands of ISIS refugees, and we might still be funding “Sanctuary Cities” to help Mexican rapists, murderers and drug dealers remain in the country…

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Jewish Star Wars Princess Maybe Braindead

Oh, jeez. She wasn’t breathing for ten minutes they’re saying. That means she’s probably braindead. Bitch shoulda never got that fat. People : Carrie Fisher is in stable condition after suffering a major heart attack on a flight, the Associated Press reports. Fisher, 60, was…

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